Hasbro has created a new edition of Monopoly – Monopoly Longest Game Ever – for when the rain sets in on your holiday, there’s non-existent Wi-Fi and the kids are driving you wild and there’s nothing to do.
Now if you thought Monopoly was a long game before, this will be excruciating and perhaps drive more people into the kitchen to cook than ever. Monopoly Longest Game Ever sounds like Hasbro workers have had a lot of fun and as the packaging states: “And you thought the original game took forever”.
The only way to win Monopoly Longest Game Ever is to own every purchasable square in the game — and there are now 66 properties, with three versions of each one. There’s only one dice so it will take you a lot longer to cross the whole board. You can choose to go around the board with a tortoise or a hare, Pop Insider reported.
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A new rule, that made us check this story was true countless times, states that you are allowed to rip your bills in half so that your money goes a lot further and ensures you cannot get into bankruptcy as easily as in the traditional games of Monopoly.
Here’s what Hasbro stated for Monopoly Longest Game Ever:
LONGER GAMEPLAY: Even bankruptcy won’t get a player out of this Monopoly game! The game doesn’t end until someone owns every single property – and there are 3 versions of each in this board game.
EXTRA LONG GAMEBOARD: Believe us when we say it’s long. It has 66 properties. And there is only one die; no more doubles. So sit back and get ready for a long time to get around the board.
FUN FAMILY GAME: Gather friends and family together to play (and play…and play…) this Monopoly board game. It ends when a player owns 16 streets, 4 railroads, 2 utilities, and all the properties.
It ends when a player owns 16 streets, 4 railroads, 2 utilities, and all 66 properties.
Monopoly Longest Game Ever is the latest gimmicky version of Monopoly that Hasbro has created. There have also been Monopoly for Millennials and Monopoly Socialism: Winning is for Capitalists.
Monopoly Longest Games Ever is available exclusively through Amazon for US$19.99.